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What’s up Tweeps!

So I’ve been experimenting with Twitter over the past couple of weeks with a few simple objectives. First, (1) I wanted to expand my network to topical and classifiable tweeps within certain demographics and try to keep up with a broader network. Next, (2) I wanted to test the level of engagement I could muster from said followers. Here’s how it has worked out.

Objective 1:

I googled around for Twitter directories and found a host of them. I was looking primarily at engaging marketing and advertising people (admittedly early adopters) as well as local and regional tweeps. Any overlap would be a definitive bonus. I found sites like Twibs (http://twibs.com/) where I could follow businesses as well as sites like Twellow (http://www.twellow.com/ ) and TwitDir (http://twitdir.com/ currently offline) to both post my existence and find others to follow. I really figured that my ratio of following versus followers would be a bit skewed due to lack of engagement on the part of those I was following to refollow but was pleasantly surprised. Utilizing these tools and those suggested by my tweeps I grew my network to currently 90 followers following only 151. It seems that everyone truly wants this medium to succeed. I registered with Twitter Counter (http://twittercounter.com/) to keep track of my growth and here’s what it looks like today with very little effort put forth. You can view my network here. (http://www.twitter.com/jaythornton000).

Objective 2:

Level of engagement was tricky at first. I would post questions and polls to get responses to relatively no avail. Baring a couple of people, I had very little response even to direct messaging. Then I started posting site updates to Twitter. Now the changes showed. The old adage that people like to surf proves true. Every time I make a change to my site(redesign, added links, and other updates) and post it on twitter, my viewership on that day jumps upwards of 70%. Granted my personal site doesn’t have much content and doesn’t get that much traffic to speak of, this is still a fairly impressive hop for posting 140 characters or less and brings infinitely more referral traffic that this blog has ever done.

Basically, I’m sold. Twitter is a viable marketing tool to even non-business sites. Maintaining a broader network isn’t as time consuming as one might think and tools are popping up every day to help with that. Try out Tweet Deck (http://www.tweetdeck.com/beta/ )for one. Now I’ve got to apply what I’m learning to other industries and see how it goes.

For a great cause…

What better reason to run 3+ miles than for breasts? Help me out everyone. I’ve signed up for the Race for the Cure here in Northwest Arkansas and I’m trying to exceed my goal. Anyone that knows me knows that I’m not the running type. I’ve promised (and am training daily) to run every step of this race if I meet or preferably exceed my $150 goal.

This is not a lot of money and I’m already 47% there. Chip in and watch me break myself for a good cause. I mean really, is there a better way to spend $20 in the world today? Not to mention it’s tax deductable. Who needs a write-off?

Here’s the link:

http://race.komenozark.org/site/TR?pg=personal&fr_id=1070&px=1288845

Ribs, drinks, and one hot limo

So I’m back at the grind after a great weekend in Memphis and need to loosen up a bit before I tackle today’s copy needs. What better way than to fill you in on the trip. Let’s start from the beginning.

A friend of our sent an invite for the big birthday bash in Memphis. This would be the second one she’s had there and the first one I was available to attend. The plan was simple. Get there, dress to impress, eat ribs, let the good times roll.

We took Friday off to allow for plenty of time to get there and re-routed the trip there to include a 3rd birthday party for one of my favorite little crumb-stealers, Zane. We left Northwest Arkansas in the early afternoon and headed for Stuttgart, Arkansas, home of the hummingbird sized mosquito, for the party. A great time was had by all, the adults stuffed themselves, the kids ran amok, and the cold weather blew in undetected until morning.

We awoke on Saturday morning to a bit of a surprise. What was to be a 70+ degree weekend was now an overcast and brisk 50 day with no improvement slated for the duration of the day and evening. This is a bit of an issue to the girls who packed their cute little dresses and no coat. The good news was that there wouldn’t be too much roughing it in the cold.

We shoved off around noon and headed for Memphis, a quick 2 hour trip. We decided to detour through the West Memphis suburbs to visit an old college buddy and had a great time there before checking into the Double Tree on union around 4pm. From here it was a blur of girls getting ready, quick bar stops downstairs to keep the tourist money flowing steadily, then a pre-party in the birthday girl’s room.

From there it was off to Rendezvous for the best ribs on the planet. If you’ve never been there, it’s worth the flight. Ask Dubya. He’s been there. After dinner, it was time to bring out the inner 1920’s gangster in all of us. Back to the room for a little pimping and we were off. Silky O’Sullivans (http://www.silkyosullivans.com/) was next on the agenda. FMT had never been to Memphis so naturally we ordered her a diver. If you’ve never experienced this one, make a trip and brace yourself. This is a bucket of who-knows-what for which Beale Street is known. Music was decent, the main area had the dueling pianos running overtime and the patio was rocking with a great local act running through all your favorite funk and R&B. Definitely fun.

Once the divers were done, it was off to Raifords. For those who’ve never experienced this one, first visit the site (http://www.hollywooddisco.com/) then get over there. It’s a little bitty place a few blocks off Beale with light up floors, um, ‘dancing’ poles, and great older pop music that is known for serving only what comes in 40oz. containers. Too much fun but rough for photo ops with the smoke machine set on stun. We wrapped up the evening with a ride home in a circa-1989 Lincoln Towncar that even had an old-school 13 tube television. It was great.

Thanks to Missy and Chris for the invite, Scott & Mandy for splitting the ride with us, and everyone there for a great time. We’ve got to do this more often. See all the pictures here (http://picasaweb.google.com/jaythornton000/Memphis2009#)

A taste of things to come.

Just a little taste for everyone on the Memphis Trip. Pictures will be available on my Picasa page in the next few and blog will follow.

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Bunk Bed Bernie


So every headline, picture caption, and talking head surround the Madoff plea mentions the size of the cell. While yes, Arthur Ponzerelly should burn for this, and a lot, isn’t there anything more viable we could talk about? Like restitution perhaps? Why does this family still have any assets what-so-ever? I hear the wife is claiming some $65mil that she says has nothing to do with Bernie’s business. Yeah, she made it selling Tupperware I’m sure.
Take these people for a fraction of what they’ve taken everyday people for and let them get a job. How much is a penthouse in Manhattan worth? I’m guessing several peoples’ life savings. They’re probably wearing my annual salary on any given day. eBay that mess and give it back. Basically, I’m saying that jail doesn’t solve it.

Copy, Copy, Copy

Today looks like its going to be entirely devoted to copywriting so lets loosen up a bit. On a typical day I’ve got upwards of 15 open projects that speak to at least three different types of reader. These groups vary wildly to say the least. They have different interests, situations, and needs. I find that its fairly hard to change gears when moving from an employee directed message to a customer ad so I try to segment the day into three parts.

Morning:
Customer directed copy. I find this one the easiest to start, primarily because I write more of these.
Early Afternoon:
Employee directed copy. This one, oddly enough, gives me fits. We’ve got two distinct subdivisions of employee type and they generally don’t want to hear the same thing. A light touch is mandatory here and the message is a strategy effort more than anything to balance getting the message across without turning one subdivision against the other.
Late Afternoon:
Business partner directed copy. These go out about once a month and are typically fairly safe to work on with a brain clouded by the day’s writings. Generally speaking, we’re letting these organizations know about our latest updates, additions, and thanking them for being a part of our operation. Warm and fuzzy typically works.

And there you have it… my copywriting schedule. Back to it. Have yourself a day and Friday will be here before you know it.

With great connectivity comes great responsibility.


In an effort to streamline my network of networks I’ve recently signed up with Ping.fm (http://www.ping.fm). This is a handy little tool to link all your networks through a single interface. My personal mix is one of Twitter, MySpace, Facebook, Blogger, Google Chat, and LinkedIn. I added them on Ping’s site and control them through an iGoogle. Initially I thought it was pretty convenient but today I’ve learned a lesson in mixed audience reception to a single message.

Innocuous as it may sound, I posted a relatively ridiculous good night message of “wishing you all the peaceful sleep that comes with being associate with my kind of magic. Lol” to the Statuses segment of my Ping network. This went to Facebook, cool, MySpace, fine, Twitter, ok, and LinkedIn… um… didn’t really think about that one. While I have no problem wishing my LinkedIn network a pleasant evening, this isn’t the tone I generally take with the professional network. Don’t get me wrong, I’m still the same person here, there, and even in real life, if you could imagine that. I tend, as everyone does, to structure my tone and demeanor to the crowd I’m in.

Today I’ve been inundated with messages and emails from the LinkedIn crowd taking obligatory jabs at my little demographic faux pas. One in particular “Sleep … I gave that up twenty years ago. Oh, by the way … that’s not magic that’s BULL SHIT!”

So here I am today, digging through the mess that my LinkedIn Inbox has become. Thanks to all who took their jabs and please, for those who have yet to comment, get them in soon before all the good witty comments are taken.

It’s getting deep around here.


So as of this morning I’ve got 2 trade shows, 3 weeks of training, and some video advertising to evoke (for lack of a better term) to name a few… oh, and these aren’t on my list. It’s going to be a wild few weeks. I’ve got a question for the masses. How many ads can you remember from your last trip to the airport? Further, let’s expand. What do you do for a living and did they reach you at a decision making position? I’m genuinely curious.

Well, at least we’re stirring up the marketing mix a little. I think with the variety we’re trying, the brand will benefit. Does this mean Q1 numbers will be better and most accurately attributed to a single ad? Doubt it. But billions of dollars in annual ad spending across the country can’t be fruitless can it? This is one of those moments of excited exhaustion. I’m looking forward to the new challenges but would love an assistant that knew their way around an adobe product or two.

Yeay… it’s month-end.

Today is Monday, March 2nd, 2009 and while I’m happy that we’re one step closer to warm weather, I’m a little less than thrilled about month-end. This is that time of the month where creative process dies to make way for excel spreadsheets, SQL queries, and ROI reports.

This month is looking fairly decent. We’ve landed some big business through online ads that should pretty much pay for the year. Now it’s just a matter of proving revenue throughout the campaign list. Fun-fun.

The joy of all of this is that my reports are at the mercy of those reporting. This means that one group, who has yet to report any leads, is going to have to help me answer for several thousands of dollars we’ve spent on them. Again, fun-fun.

So, I think I’ve procrastinated enough. I’m off. Wish me luck.

Ok… so my “No Bullshit” sign was good but…

I mean, wow… if poop got any funnier, it would have it’s own reality show with Mini-Me and Flava-Flav.